I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize