Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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