Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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