I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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