you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm bleeding and have questions
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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