Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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I stole a fireplace last night.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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