I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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