i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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