Whod you bang
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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