Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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