I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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