I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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