Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
