I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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