That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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