that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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