Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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