i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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