you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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