do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
