nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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