do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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