I need help removing her.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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