you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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