So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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