what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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