I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize