What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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