xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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