God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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