I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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