I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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