I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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