Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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