Don't you send me to vm
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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