We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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