last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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