I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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