Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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