): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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