you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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