it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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