If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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