OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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