Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Pants are for mortals
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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