Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
