I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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