Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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