I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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