Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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