I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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