Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She even gives head with a lisp.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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