Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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