I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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