just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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