still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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