It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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