Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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