Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We got so high we made milksteak
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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